Partially Sage

Pandagon reports on Tom DeLay's visit to the "Values Voters / War On Christians" conference. Apparently DeLay was portrayed at the conference as someone who has been crucified by the Left simply because he is a Big C Christian.

I'm a long time Internet-er, but I'm fairly new to blogging. I might be breaking some Secret Code of the Bloggers or something, but I was so proud of a comment I made over at Pandagon that I just had to repeat it here.

Are you going to Scarborough’s fair?
Don’t DeLay, Hail Mary on time,
Remember Tom, hands folded in prayer,
“Jesus was a true love of mine”.

Tell him to make me donations aplenty.
Don’t DeLay, deliver on time.
Without no trace of five, ten, or twenty.
Then he’ll be a true friend of mine.

Tell them to partition the Lone Star in segments,
Don’t DeLay, and please vote on time.
Without no seats with Democrat intents,
Then they’ll get attention of mine.

Tell him to fend off each leftie attack.
Don’t DeLay, toe our party line.
Lead with the charge that “they don’t know Jack”
Then, he’ll be avoiding hard time….